Farewell to Freshness

"Drunk and sweaty," is how Fresh Meat frontwoman Tina Gravelson described her mood following the band's final show, proving that the band has died as it lived.

While their time together on this earth was short, Tina and her Fresh Meat co-conspirators have left us a legend, a 5-song EP and a trail of empty Jagermeister bottles this city will not soon forget. Hit the band's site to pick up some soon-to-be-rare merch before a copy of their CD ends up on eBay for $63,785,125.42. That's US dollars, by the way.

While this reporter barely got a chance to hear the names Peter and Aaron, he hopes that these recent additions to the Fresh Meat lineup find a new direction in their lives and praises them for surviving their time in the band with their bones and internal organs relatively intact. As for veterans Tina and Scooter? Tina has hinted that she is going to spend her newfound retirement honing her craft on the guitar in order to graduate from a rocking musician into one who "fucking rules." Sources close to Scooter say that he has "a million girlfriends," and this reporter believes that if he manages to keep himself out of jail, out of detox, out of the clutches of curious alien beings and out of reach of any potentially jealous boyfriends, he will once again be seen on stage providing deep basslines and skyrocketing bar tabs to new bands in the City of Toronto.

Farewell, Fresh Meat, and may you forever be All Dolled Up.

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I'm such a jerk. I knew that though.

In other news:

Fresh Meat has a new drummer. His name is Aaron Beamish. He also plays in the Famous Monsters.

I love Aaron. He's great and great fun. He's been out partying with all of us... Or mostly Scooter. All of us though. Super fun and good at drums. He's a good guy at drums.

So...

You know. July 25th at the Kathedral.

Come out. Freeeeee JAGERMEISTER!!!

Doors are at 8 pm. Come EARLY!

You don't want to miss the shots or the prizes or any of the bands.


TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND COME OUT. I want this to be a super super super good party... And it will be. The end!

(no subject)

I'm such a jerk. I knew that though.

In other news:

Fresh Meat has a new drummer. His name is Aaron Beamish. He also plays in the Famous Monsters.

I love Aaron. He's great and great fun. He's been out partying with all of us... Or mostly Scooter. All of us though. Super fun and good at drums. He's a good guy at drums.

So...

You know. July 25th at the Kathedral.

Come out. Freeeeee JAGERMEISTER!!!

Doors are at 8 pm. Come EARLY!

You don't want to miss the shots or the prizes or any of the bands.


TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND COME OUT. I want this to be a super super super good party... And it will be. The end!

(no subject)

Upcoming Fresh Meat!!!

Sunday, March 5th.
Bovine Sex Club
SCOOTER'S BARFDAY PARTY!!!

Tuesday, April 11th.
Bovine Sex Club
TINA SIXX'S BARFDAY!!!

Sunday, April 16th.
The Reverb
Breast Cancer Benefit with:
Fresh Meat
The Groopies
The Famous Monsters
The Threat
Murdersquad
Panty Christ
The Heatskores
The 3Tards...

And this Sunday, April 16th show... We're on at 5:30 in the afternoon. I'm not even kidding. So... It's for a good cause and please mark it in your calendar for me.

TONIGHT

Tonight.

Kathedral. 651 Queen Street West.

Doors 8:30
Harmony Love Division 9:15pm
Fresh Meat 10pm
Dead Hookers 10:45
Stereo Drive By 11:15

$5 cover includes Fresh Meat CD, All Ages.

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